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Saturday 28 November 2015

Script: Majid's Saturday Night "Regina's Spicy Family"

scene 1
regina: "wait...wait, add this to make it tastes better."
(pouring some chillis)
regina: "give it a try, this is jalapeno."
regina: "the spiciest chili in South America."

scene 2
majid: "i just knew that Regina, my new girl, loves eating chillies."
majid: "i can handle spicy food. if i swallow it directly. the thing is Regina has an Olympic grade taste buds when we eat together, she will add chillies at all kinds of food. ALL KINDS."

scene 3
majid: "taste good, right?"
regina: "it will taste even better if you add chillies."
majid: "but it's ice..cream.."
(pour sauce on ice cream)

scene 4
majid: "Even though Regina like spicy and i dont. But all those differences make things beautiful between us, i think..."

scene 5
Majid: "Bro, which one is the good side and which one is the bad side?"
Tiara: "Dude! this is a football match."
Majid: "Where were you, sela?"
Sela: "I was with Maemunah, Mas. We will sell a thing that will sell a lot like fried peanuts."
Tiara&Majid: "What's that?"
Sela: "Fried peanuts. This is different from regular fried peanuts. it's spicy and has levels."
Majid: "i dont like spicy."
(text message ringtone)
Majid: "Aduh, this Saturday night I am invited to have dinner in Regina's house with her father."
Tiara: "Bro, are you complaining or showing it off?"
Majid: "You've got to know that Regina's father enjoys spicy food more than her daughter. They are family of chili!"
Tiara: "Family of chili?"
(dancing with chili costume)
Majid: "When her father finds out that i hate spicy food, it means that i can't see Regina ever again."
Tiara: "How much do you like Regina?"
Majid: "i like her so much."
Tiara: "Okay, you have three days and i'll train you so you can eat spicy food in front of her."
Majid: "Do you know how to train people?"

Scene 6
Tiara: "My long time dream since i was a boy is to be a fashion designer, her stylist, flight attendant, and the last one to become a coach."
Tiara: "Coaching is an easy job for me, lesson one: you have to start the training as early as possible

Scene 7
Sela: "Do you have Brazilian tomatoes?"
Dewi: "Yes"
Dewi: "Where is the owner of the house? Are they still sleeping?"
(Majid's screaming)
Sela: "That's his voice. He just woke up."
(training is started)
Majid: "Bro, one second. I think you should turn off the music."
Tiara: "You're right."

Namira: "Hi dear, I heard Majid is having a crush on a girl who likes spicy very much. Is that true?"
Sela: "yeah, it is. but unfortunately majid cant stand any spicy food"
Namira: "Well, please give him this mouthwash."
Sela: "what? mouthwash you said?"

Scene 8
Majid: "It's Friday and i think that i have some progress. Now i can eat The bird's eye chili. The stem actually."
(eating peanuts)
Majid: "What the heck is this? it's spicy and then salty but sour too. What is this?"
Sela: "it is supposed to be salty, sour, spicy, ..but not sweet."
Majid: "Why is there no sweet flavour?"
Sela: "Because the only sweet thing is you."
Sela: "This will be sold to those who are still in the process of approaching the girl."
Majid: "Do you wanna try some?"
Tiara: "Nah i dont like spicy either."
Majid: "Why did you train me then if you hate spicy too?"
Sela: "Neither do i"
Tiara: "You sell those peanuts but you hate spicy things? How do you taste the peanuts?
Sela: "I use Dewi's mouthwash."
Tiara: "You said mouthwash?"
Sela: "Yes, by using the mouthwash, you'll be able to handle any kind of spicy food. No matter what."
Majid: "Really?"

Scene 9 
(REGINA'S HOUSE)
Naafi: "So...you are close to my daughter?"
Majid: "Yes, I am sir."
Naafi: "Do you like spicy food?"
Majid: "Yes i am trying, sir."
Naafi: "Try it!"
Naafi: "Be careful, i made the chili myself and it is famously known for its spiciness."
(continue eating)

Scene 10
Tiara: "I hope Majid can control himself."
Sela: "Control himself?"
Tiara: "Since he has used the mouthwash, he wants to show it off to regina. I'm afraid that he will continue eating chilies just to impress Regina's father."
Sela: "Don't say that, mas Majid is not that type of person."

Scene 11
(eating vigorously)
Majid: "I have finished eating the chili, sir."
Tiara: "Sela, what happened?"
Sela: "I ate too much spicy food this afternoon. I admit it was really helpful after using the mouthwash, your tongue went numb. However the stomach didnt go numb. Luckily, i just ate a little so it doesn't hurt that bad. I cant imagine if i 
ate it a lot."

Scene 12
Naafi: "Majid.. listen up..my job has a lot of challenges."
(phone ringing)
Majid: "One moment sir. Hey what's up dude?"
Tiara: "Dont eat too much chilies. Sela has an awful stomachache. It will be bad for you if you had one there."
Majid: "Really? i dont feel.. (stomach growling) too late dude!"
Majid: "Regina, where's the restroom?"
Regina: "Just go straight and the door on your right"
Majid: "Excuse me sir"

Scene 13 
Majid: "IT'S YELLOW ALERT"
Tiara: "Hallo?"
(Majid is screaming)
Majid: "Bro, it is an emergency man!"
Tiara: "What's up? Diarrhea?"
Majid: "Here it's like a volcano is erupting, man! Dude help me! Get me to the ER! GET ME TO THE ER!"
Tiara: "Sela! Sela!"
Sela: "Yes?"
Tiara: "Majid's got a terrible diarrhea. You must be responsible! Take my car keys and bring your medicine."

Scene 14
Regina: "Why do you like so pale?"
Majid: "I'm fine."
Regina: "Are you okay?"
Majid: "I'm okay."
Regina: "Really?"
Naafi: "Why are you sweating a lot?"
Majid: "I'm okay sir."
Naafi: "Okay then, where were we? So i work in a pharmacy. I'm in... What's with the face? Why do you look angry?"
Majid: "I'm not angry sir."
Naafi: "So?"

Scene 15
(Sela's got hiccup)
Tiara: "Why are you hiccuping?"
Sela: "I don't know either."
Tiara: "Hold your breath."
(Sela's fainting)
Tiara: "Hey! Not too long!"
(Still hiccuping)
Naafi: "How long have you known Majid? I think Majid is still upset with me."
Regina: "Perhaps he once had some issues with pharmaceutical people."
Naafi: "Ooh, So that's the problem. Actually, i think i'm starting to like Majid. He seems nice."

Scene 16
Tiara: "Good evening, sir! 
Naafi: "Evening!"
Tiara: "can we see Majid, sir?"
Naafi: "Yes you can. Are you his friend?"
Tiara: "Yes sir and we have to pick him up."
(Sela is hiccuping again)
Sela: "Hello, Mr. Tedjo."
Tiara: "Sir, you know sela?"
Naafi: "Yes of course. Pharmacy where i work for is selling mouthwash to you and... Who's that girlfriend of yours?l
Sela: "Namira, sir."
Naafi: "Namira!"
Sela: "She is not my girlfriend sir. She still can't forget her ex."
Naafi: "Why are telling me this?"
Sela: "One thing sir, why after i used the mouthwash, i get hiccups?"
Naafi: "Oh! That's the side of effect to the mouthwash, so if you cant eat spicy food, don't depend on medication to help you. You can't call yourself a man if you can't eat spicy food."
Majid: Sir, i think i have to go home."
Naafi: "Oh Okay, please visit us so we can eat together again some othertime."
(Majid starts hiccuping) (Sela starts hiccuping again).
Majid: "Why are we...."
(Naafi starts hiccuping)

•••THE END•••









Wednesday 18 November 2015



What’s up? What’s going on? Now I want to tell youa place called Cikole. Cikole is located in Lembang, Bandung. More precisely near the Tangkuban Perahu Mount. It has great view and nice coolfresh air. You can get there by a car, motorbike, or bike.
My bike and the view at Cikole
 So many activities that you can do here. Such as camping, hiking, off-road, cycling, outbond, or just picnic withyour friends or family. When you get here, Cikole deserve yo
u a great astonishing view of road with the woods alongside it. The fresh air can make you feel so calm and peaceful.
Cikole has many nice and organize campsite. The campsite usually has outbond park to, so while you camp here you can do outbond activities too. Not just campsite, the crosscountry-trail cyclingtrack here is very challenging, people usually call it Jurasic Track because of the tree that make a tunnel-like path in some part of the track, so you have to be careful of your head. It has muddy and slick road, but the track is not too steep, just a few bump and obstacle on the track.  One year ago I finished the track with my dad and my dad’s friend. It just awesome and so challenging to get pass through it.
My dad is on the track!

Me at the starting of the track.
Not just crosscountry-trail track, but downhill track also found here in Cikole. To pass the track you need to use special downhill-spec bike, and downhill safety equipment, because the track is very steep, slippery, and much more bump and jump obstacle.
Finish line.
In Cikole also has off-road track that people usually use trail motorbike to get finish it. With the view on the track that look so beautiful it just an awesome track. The hiking track also found here with many tracks that you can pass. The track is located in the middle of the woods and usually the finishline is located near thecamp site.
Cikole is just one of many greatful attraction in Bandung. Bandung has much more impressing place to visit. And if you want to feelalive at the woods and nature, in my opinion Cikole is the best place to visit.
So, I think that’s all from me, thank you for reading, see you on the next post.